drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

smilingemoticon:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me)

barack-o-llamas:

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

yeah, beautiful

grimdorkjade:

omFG I TRIED PUTTING THIS GIF INTO TINYPIC

AND IT CAME OUT LIKE

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 37 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST IT WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP ENOUGH

smokeporch:

espressobean:

beingnerdtastic:

i wish people courted like birds do 

like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention 

They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.

fuckyeahlaughters:

thegoatking:

i want to take selfies and model for psychology text books like this lady

thetardiswantscasinit:

kwilliamsanimation:

toonsketchbook:

Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..

I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!

I think this is officially my favorit post on tumblr. Every time I see it, I crack up until I’m crying and can’t breathe. 

Every. Single. Time.

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST